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// LOADING TRANSMISSION
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EVERY STATE OF REDDIT COLUMN
93 ENTRIES
// COMMUNITY MOOD · LAST 30D
LO 52 · AVG 56 · HI 59
01
JULY 2026 · 29 ENTRIES
DAY 121
The Subreddit Tries to 'Get Good,' Then Watches a Harvester Clip
WARMING UP
JUL 30
DAY 120
You Guys Are More Hostile Than the Actual Player Killers
WARMING UP
JUL 29
DAY 119
Return Fire Just Went Free. The Carebears Are Taking Bites.
WARMING UP
JUL 28
DAY 118
The Cheat Video Dropped. Then the Memes Took Over.
WARMING UP
JUL 27
DAY 117
The Expedition Is Over. The Small Grudges Are Just Beginning.
WARMING UP
JUL 26
DAY 116
The New Guns Are a Flop, but the Raids Are Getting Friendlier
WARMING UP
JUL 25
DAY 115
The Reset Brought Back the Struggle, and the Subreddit Is Here for It
WARMING UP
JUL 24
DAY 114
The Subreddit Is Bored Enough to Cosplay Wattson, and Already Planning the Next Expedition
WARMING UP
JUL 23
DAY 113
The Subreddit Got Ratted in the Tutorial and Decided It Was Hilarious
WARMING UP
JUL 22
DAY 112
A Raider's Pod Exploded, and the Subreddit Had the Best Morning in Weeks
WARMING UP
JUL 21
DAY 111
A Matriarch Glitched, a Bastion Played Hero, and the Subreddit Asked for Something New
WARMING UP
JUL 20
DAY 110
The Subreddit Banned the PvP Threads. The Top Post Is Still a Zipline Fail.
WARMING UP
JUL 19
DAY 109
A Raider Fell Off a Cliff and the Subreddit Watched It 1,000 Times
WARMING UP
JUL 18
DAY 108
The Top Clip Is a Newbie Getting Rocketeer’d, and the Subreddit’s Reaction Is ‘Welcome Back’
WARMING UP
JUL 17
DAY 107
The Only Real Argument on the Subreddit Right Now Is What a Rat Is
WARMING UP
JUL 16
DAY 106
A Subway Skin Lifted the Subreddit's Mood While the Rat Debate Raged On
WARMING UP
JUL 15
DAY 105
Dupers Begged, Cheaters Got Banned, and the Subreddit Wanted More
WARMING UP
JUL 14
DAY 104
Nothing Broke, Nobody Freaked Out, and a Bastion One-Tapped a Guy
WARMING UP
JUL 13
DAY 102
A Leaper Walked Out of a Mushroom Cloud and the Subreddit Laughed
WARMING UP
JUL 11
DAY 101
Embark Fixed a Dupe Overnight. By Morning, a New One Was There.
WARMING UP
JUL 10
DAY 100
The Subreddit Is Now a Duping Confessional
WARMING UP
JUL 9
DAY 99
The Seeker Grenade Went Quiet. Nobody Is Surprised.
WARMING UP
JUL 8
DAY 98
The Matchmaking Is Fixed. The Turbine Pipeline Is Dead.
WARMING UP
JUL 7
DAY 97
The Pause Button Is a Shared Delusion
WARMING UP
JUL 6
DAY 96
The Diagnosis Is Simple: Nothing New to Do
WARMING UP
JUL 5
DAY 95
When the Only Thing Working Is the Panic Button
WARMING UP
JUL 4
DAY 94
A Wedding, a Guitar, and a Sobbing Toddler: The Subreddit's Best Night in Weeks
WARMING UP
JUL 3
DAY 93
The PvE Lobby Is a Suggestion, Not a Rule
WARMING UP
JUL 2
DAY 92
Denuvo Launched; the Cheaters Didn't Notice
Unchanged. Again.
JUL 1
02
JUNE 2026 · 30 ENTRIES
DAY 91
The $5 Bobcat Pack That Started a Countdown
WARMING UP
JUN 30
DAY 90
The Game Is Dead, Literally a Meme Now
WARMING UP
JUN 29
DAY 89
The Top Post Is a Wildflower; the Loudest Thread Is a Sinking Ship
WARMING UP
JUN 28
DAY 88
Mushroom Campers and an Empty Account
WARMING UP
JUN 27
DAY 87
A Shrug for the Charts, a Cap for the Stash
The room is warming but split between investment anxiety and just playing.
JUN 26
DAY 86
The Answer to Skill Points Is a Mystery Box, and the Answer to Criticism Is 'Just Quit'
WARMING UP
JUN 25
DAY 85
A Man Deadlined Every ARC. Then Came the Shredders.
WARMING UP
JUN 24
DAY 84
The Same Three Insults, and They Still Hit
WARMING UP
JUN 23
DAY 83
The Venator Jams, and Embark Is Counting the Bullets
WARMING UP
JUN 22
DAY 82
The Subreddit Built an Elevator. Then It Got Shot.
WARMING UP
JUN 21
DAY 81
The Subreddit Descended a Zipline and Found a Man Waiting
WARMING UP
JUN 20
DAY 80
The Subreddit Is Laughing, but It's Been Burned Before
WARMING UP
JUN 19
DAY 79
The Room Is Warm, and It Has a New Monster to Prove It
WARMING UP
JUN 18
DAY 78
The Top Post Is a Confession, and the Subreddit Is Listening
WARMING UP
JUN 17
DAY 77
The Free Loadout Is Dead, and the Subreddit Is Eyeing the Next Problem
WARMING UP
JUN 16
DAY 76
The Top Post Is a Video of Empty Lobbies, and Nobody Is Arguing
WARMING UP
JUN 15
DAY 75
The Chinese Version Got a Year of Content. We Got Late Spawns and Loot Thieves.
WARMING UP
JUN 14
DAY 74
The Subreddit Heard a Child's Voice and Reached for Its Gun
WARMING UP
JUN 13
DAY 73
The Subreddit Is Making Its Own Endgame. It Looks a Lot Like Vigilantism.
WARMING UP
JUN 12
DAY 72
The Subreddit Laughed at Embark's Vacation. Then It Looked at the Chart.
WARMING UP
JUN 11
DAY 71
The Subreddit Adds Up the Receipts. It Doesn’t Like the Total.
WARMING UP
JUN 10
DAY 70
The subreddit is tired of hearing itself quit
WARMING UP
JUN 9
DAY 69
A Fuel Trap Tops the Subreddit. The Duping Problem Won't Let Go.
WARMING UP
JUN 8
DAY 68
Real-world replicas and a machine nobody fights
WARMING UP
JUN 7
DAY 67
A Snickers bar and a human Stellapede are today's front page. The subreddit is cleaning up behind them.
WARMING UP
JUN 6
DAY 66
A 30-Second Turbine Kill Tops the Subreddit. The Bobcat Economy Is Right Behind It.
WARMING UP
JUN 5
DAY 65
The game is too good for this schedule.
WARMING UP
JUN 4
DAY 64
The rat flair is a hit. The PVP lobbies are on fire.
WARMING UP
JUN 3
DAY 63
The fun is real. The anxiety is, too.
WARMING UP
JUN 2
DAY 62
The perimeter held. The subreddit didn't.
WARMING UP
JUN 1
03
MAY 2026 · 31 ENTRIES
DAY 61
The thrill of finding a Bobcat is gone. Raiders are looking for the next thing.
WARMING UP
MAY 31
DAY 60
The top clip is a perfect PvE kill. The thread everyone's in is a messy solo encounter.
WARMING UP
MAY 30
DAY 59
A 16-second Bastion kill, a Verstappen clip, and nobody talking about dupe glitches
WARMING UP
MAY 29
DAY 58
The fifteenth duplication glitch is a joke format now
WARMING UP
MAY 28
DAY 57
You can't stealth nerf trust
WARMING UP
MAY 27
DAY 56
Ryder & Voyager. Goalie. Surgeon Deck. Then nothing since February.
WARMING UP
MAY 26
DAY 55
Today, the subreddit is a scrapbook, not a war room
WARMING UP
MAY 25
DAY 54
Don't touch my Bombardier. Don't waste my keycard. Don't team in solos.
WARMING UP
MAY 24
DAY 53
The Anvil stopped hitting where you aimed it, and the subreddit is now a support group
WARMING UP
MAY 23
DAY 52
A PvP arena dream gets 3,100 upvotes and 690 reminders of what PvP actually is
WARMING UP
MAY 22
DAY 51
The Care Bear lobby has arrived
WARMING UP
MAY 21
DAY 50
The top post is a hatch ejection, but the subreddit has already moved on to shooting loot thieves
WARMING UP
MAY 20
DAY 49
The Rascal arrives and the room remembers what 'good patch' feels like
WARMING UP
MAY 19
DAY 48
The villain of the day is your own teammate
WARMING UP
MAY 18
DAY 47
Even the cheaters are bad at the game now
WARMING UP
MAY 17
DAY 46
The bombardier knows where you aren't
WARMING UP
MAY 16
DAY 45
The cheating thread the mods deleted is the column today
WARMING UP
MAY 15
DAY 44
Day two of the cadence fight, and the calm-down posts are winning
WARMING UP
MAY 14
DAY 43
Embark moved to two big updates a year, and raiders are not sure what they just agreed to
WARMING UP
MAY 13
DAY 42
Wipe day plus one, and the lobbies sorted themselves out
WARMING UP
MAY 12
DAY 41
The expedition reset wiped the board and the tracking system broke on impact
WARMING UP
MAY 11
DAY 40
Denial as a love language, until it isn't
WARMING UP
MAY 10
DAY 39
Expedition eve, and raiders are emptying the stash on purpose
WARMING UP
MAY 9
DAY 38
The PvE lobby is a behavior, not a button
WARMING UP
MAY 8
DAY 37
Embark posts an anti-cheat statement into a room already arguing about cheaters
Warming up, with caveats
MAY 7
DAY 36
The trial lobbies grew their own kind of rat
WARMING UP
MAY 6
DAY 35
The patch landed. The descender thread landed harder.
WARMING UP
MAY 5
DAY 34
The friendly-lobby truce is the fight again
WARMING UP
MAY 4
DAY 33
The Turbine is the day's argument, and nobody agrees what it is
Flat at 59, arguing in circles
MAY 3
DAY 32
Steam goes Mixed and the subreddit spends the day showing the receipts
Quantified discontent
MAY 2
DAY 31
The subreddit is bracing for a nerf that hasn't happened yet
WARMING UP
MAY 1
04
APRIL 2026 · 3 ENTRIES
DAY 30
The Riven Tides backlash is losing to people who logged in
WARMING UP
APR 30
DAY 29
The durability nerf converted its own skeptics
WARMING UP
APR 29
DAY 28
Embark broke the cheap guns to sell the expensive ones, and the subreddit pulled out a calculator
WARMING UP
APR 28